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About Me Member Lurker Imaus-JMale/Puerto Rico Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Ahm TalenTed

Wed Jul 1, 2009, 8:54 AM
So there I was, staring death in the face, feeling the cold stench of decay on his breath-

So I say, "Death..." I says, "Death, you really need a breath mint," and lawd did he take it badly. He got all to crying and weeping and saying how his daddy never loved him and his mom was a crack whore... and I says, "This is one awkward dream..." and then I woke up... and fell asleep again, and fought a bear with a bike.


So yeah... summer... productive... as in not at all. So far the most creative thing I've done is dream, but they're all outta whack and make no sense anyway.
A little more paranormal activity as well, seen two more people who aren't really there and I've heard people in conversation even though nobody was around. I've 'jinxed' a few more things into happening... and that's about it.

Oh and the bear could talk.

  • Mood: Stuck
  • Listening to: Harmonicas and Tambourines by Hot Hot Heat
  • Playing: Pokiemanz
  • Eating: Croissants
  • Drinking: Orange Juice

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Somewhere between the equator and... not the equator
  • Interests: Interesting things?
  • Favourite movie: The Great Race (ask your old people about it)
  • Favourite artist: Gina Zampino, Endling, erm... other people (in that order)
  • Operating System: The system that operates
  • MP3 player of choice: Either a ridiculously big one or a tiny one. No in-betweens
  • Shell of choice: The red one was homing
  • Skin of choice: Kinda tannish, not too light or dark
  • Favourite gaming platform: The one that's holding my videogame consoles off of the ground
  • Favourite cartoon character: Me, (I can be a cartoon if I want!)
  • Personal Quote: "First, I hit 'em, then I show them how my shampoo keeps me dandruff free!" -Matt
  • Tools of the Trade: Half-empty mechanical pencil, used tissue, dusty scanner, photoshop elements

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Comments


:iconwolfman6hfm:
have a safe trip :)

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i dont do much here
:iconwolfman6hfm:
haha it did worl, check it out. oh im just on break until january not doing anything. still in puerto rico?

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i dont do much here
:iconwolfman6hfm:
i googled up ginas name and found you. :) hows things going?

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i dont do much here
:icongfysyou:
Where are the fail comics!!???
You fail at bringing quality entertainment to the masses.

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~Tiny little spiders visit at the store.
Where are you? Buying fruit?
:iconimaus-j:
Don't worry, it's next on the list, it's low budget films compared to the most recent drawings.

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“…because politics is for people who can't kill you by looking at you.” -Ithram
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"I am, Boredaucity man!
Here to suck out ur entertainment value and replace it with your avarage run of the mill experiences!" -Matt
:icongfysyou:
I like low budget films

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~Tiny little spiders visit at the store.
Where are you? Buying fruit?
:iconimaus-j:
Good news for us both, then. It shouldn't be long in coming unless I lose internet tomorrow.

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“…because politics is for people who can't kill you by looking at you.” -Ithram
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"I am, Boredaucity man!
Here to suck out ur entertainment value and replace it with your avarage run of the mill experiences!" -Matt
:iconkay-tastic:
You make me want to punch babies, too
:iconmetherlance:
The comics are looking great, but maybe you should start making some vertical panel comics, maybe two panels per level. Oh and uh...
STALK STALK STALK! >_> stalk stalk....stalky stalk....stalk.

Yeah.
:iconmetherlance:
OMG new 'Fail" comics?! O_e Can't...WAIT!

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